As every woman knows, men don't just get colds; they get MAN colds. A MAN cold is 100 times, no make that 20,000 times, worse than any cold a woman could ever have.
When a man coughs, the neighbors next door can hear it. Cough in your elbow or cover your mouth? No way. With a MAN cold, there's no such thing as keeping your germs to yourself. And, of course, there's the whining and the "I feel horrible" symptoms that come with the MAN cold.
Aspirin, orange juice, mega doses of Vitamin C, and chicken soup all help, but the only sure cure for the MAN cold is a comfortable couch, the tv remote and lots of patience on the part of the 'nurse.'
This British comedy sketch is a hilarious view of the MAN cold. Don't you agree?
Poor little bunny!
ReplyDeleteTHATS ABOUT RIGHT....THE ONLY THING I WOULD ADD IS "WHERE IS THE REMOTE" Thats what Lamar told me...
ReplyDeleteoh that was gooooood. nicely done...I'm sending it on to a couple of men....ginny
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